
Shove this card up your arse Card
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We started tracking this price on 2 Nov 2026. The chart fills in as prices change, so you can see whether today’s price is a good one.
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About this product
Here's a very direct (but nice and colourful) birthday card. It might be possible to do this action but you may need to roll it up unless you are very talented. A black birthday card with pastel multicoloured spots surrounding bold slanted white text that reads Shove this card up your arse.
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