As far from my family as possible Card
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I'm not saying all families are a nightmare at Christmas but let's face it some are. Here's a Christmas card for some long suffering members of the latter. A Christmas card featuring a retro picture of two women laughing at each other under commercial hair dryers. One asks What are getting for Christmas? to which the other replies As far away from my family as possible.
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