You're A Massive Festive Bellend Card
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About this product
Just because it's all twinkly and Christmas it doesn't mean that mate who is a bellend isn't a bellend any more. With it being silly season and amateur drinking month they're now an even bigger festive bellend. With baubles on. Time to celebrate this unique festive bellend with the perfect card. A Christmas card with a 1960s picture of smiling Santa Claus holding a big sack of toys and smiling at the camera. Bold white text above reads You're a massive festive bellend.
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