Fuck Bollocks Wank Arsehole Shit Baster Knob Tosser Card
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About this product
A nice honest Birthday Card for the friend where soppy wordy sentiments are never going to be appropriate. You've probably called each other all of these words and worse (we've cards for that too!) over the years so now you can call them all these again all at once via the magic of this greeting card. A jet black card with the words ‘Fuck bollocks wank arsehole shit bastard knob tosser’ in capitalised rainbow font.
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